Spanish For Gringos

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning.


For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish. (leedlo primero en ingles, esta genial)


- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner

- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things.

- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.

- See eye = si hay = yes we have

- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.

- Tea duck queen? = ¿Te da cuéééén? = Have you noticed?

- Bee bal form is you = Viva el fornicio! = I love fucking.

- Elf R E = El Fary = (Famous Spanish singer).

- And I am mum R lah = Anda y a mamarla = Go for it and suck it.

- Web it us come freak all it us = huevitos con frijolitos = heggs with baens

- Salt up Allah oh = Salta pa'l lado = Get out of here

- Pull N toe; call Mao = pulento; calmao = Be Cool

- Contour mana = con tu hermana = I care very much about your sister